2008-03-28

I was at a bar last night and there was a very old man sitting on a couch watching people play pool. He kind of looked like Santa. I sat down with him and he told me the funniest jokes which I ended up forgetting. He also gave me this advice: When you see a girl, walk up and ask "do you want to fuck?" and if she says yes it's your place or mine, but if she says no you move on to the next one. If you broaden up the terms a bit it's actually good advice. Find someone who wants to be with you. Have a good weekend.